i've got the lurgie, i 'ave

i'm sick. i kinda want to take a picture of myself just so you can see how sick i am. i've been sick for almost a week now and each day i've gotten a little worse. i keep thinking i have to eventually hit bottom and get better...but i don't.

i know exactly how i got my illness. last week, a brat of a children wiped their nose down my cheek and left a slimy snail trail.